do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

Miles: Hey Peter B, do you have any upmadude on you?

Peter: …Do you mean updog?

Miles: What the fuck is “updog?”

i had a dream that i saw avengers 4 and the after credits scene was deadpool starting a gofundme so he could be in the next one

Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit

Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine

Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember

She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.

The American wizard school is a Cheesecake Factory in Vegas

sorry to hear about the car :(

gofundme to get the guy a new car

me